I simply cannot this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- I really need to change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- I deserve a break
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to get more info take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a herd of chickens came out under a car. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends won't believe this just happened. Seriously, I think I'm going to faint! Everything was just so wild.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just completely over my head. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?